Jean Claude Bran Van Damme 3000

from by Perverts

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

      name your price



Dumb like everything else we write.


I'll take your useless crown
from your smashed up Mercedes
I'll smoke up all of my income
and give birth to crackhead babies

Oh yeah, now I am the princess
your taxes pay for my excess

Everybody dress up like a nazi
its a hit at all of the parties

Do you know who my parents are?
because I don't have a clue.
Now I am the princess and who the fuck are you?

Rich bloodline Royalty
the throne knows no loyalty
Just fucking pour my tea
and don't ever look at me.

Now I am the princess
who the fuck are you?

You'll have to work extra hard
to pull this body from a burning car
skip your daily meal
to peel the skin off of the windshield.

There's no more fruit on your family tree.

This song got pretty dark
just to mock the modern monarch

Now I am the princess
who the fuck are you?

I will eat the queen, her meat is very lean.


from Donny, released January 16, 2017



all rights reserved


Perverts Saskatchewan

Music for people with low expectations.

contact / help

Contact Perverts

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code